With Christmas nearly here, loads of us will be hitting the trains.
But as passengers know, it’s not a cheap option. UK rail fares are among the most expensive in Europe.
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So one man chose to take action – by ‘hacking’ the railway system.
London-based journalist Oobah Butler decided to take the train to York while avoiding those pesky ticket collectors.
How? By hiding inside a suitcase. (Warning: don’t try this at home, or on the train, or anywhere else.)
Baggage claim
In an article for Vice, Oobah chronicles his journey as a piece of luggage travelling from King’s Cross to York. He was on his way to see his sister who lives in the city.
Climbing into a large red suitcase just around the corner from the London station on December 3, he enlisted his friend Chris Bethell to help.
Chris is both the photographer who would chronicle Oobah’s strange journey, and a man clearly strong enough to haul a suitcase filled with a 25-year-old writer.
He successfully lugged the case on to the train. Even with a carefully cut air hole it was a stifling and cramped experience for the writer.
The case was propped next door to the toilets where he had to stay for the next couple of hours. It wasn’t easy…
Angry Birds
“Somebody has left the toilet door open and it smells like piss. I wish that the suitcase had been laid on its back so that I was packed more foetal, less child in an air raid. Daylight seems like a distant thing.”
Happily Oobah makes it to York without suffocating – or being discovered.
Here he springs from his suitcase and, during a few enjoyable hours in “the King’s city”, he admires York Minster, sees his sister and visits Scarcroft School fair. Here he wins an Angry Birds belt.
All too soon it’s time to climb back in the suitcase for the London-bound journey.
Once again, he succeeds in evading the ticket checkers, leaving Oobah to declare “I’ve won: I’m home”.
He leaves with his final thought: “I can tell you now: that luggage rack is going to be busy this December.”