If you can’t take any more of the torture that is England’s football performances, we may have the answer.
York Dungeon specialises in torture, misery and mayhem. But in a much more entertaining way than Harry Kane and co at the Euro 2024 tournament.
Viewers who have suffered through three tedious matches can now escape to the Dungeon, which is offering up to 40% off entry every time England play during the Euros.
It is designed to offer a refuge for those who’d rather face the terrors of history than another 90 minutes of monotony.
A Dungeon spokesperson said: “Instead of being held captive by Southgate’s dreary style of play, visitors can experience a different kind of hysteria by delving into the deepest and darkest secrets of the past, and we aren’t talking about all the times England failed to bring it home!

“The Dungeons is renowned for giving guests an immersive journey through the darker eras of the local area, revealing infamous tales and lesser-known horrors to peasants who are brave enough to step into the depths below.”
Those who aren’t interested in the football frenzy will be able to claim up to 40% off on Sunday (30 June) as England enter the knockout phase of the competition.
Mark Mattison, general manager at the York Dungeon, said: “With the majority of the nation suffering through England’s opening fixtures this summer, the Dungeon has the antidote for any non-football loving foes.
“Whether you love or loathe football we’re delighted to offer up to 40% off entry whenever England play during the Euros, hopefully providing a not so safe sanctuary for those left uninspired by football to hide out amongst infamous faces until the horrors on the pitch are over.”
Find out more at the Dungeon website.