The interview they all wanted: Count Binface speaks

Tim has caught up with the undoubted star of Election 2024 – Count Binface.

He is standing against Rishi Sunak in the Richmond and Northallerton constituency.

“Now, I had a wonderful campaign. I’ve enjoyed traversing the wonders of Richmond and Northallerton, climaxing in me visiting the mini golf course at Richmond swimming pool. Get yourself down there. It’s fantastic. We have a good one here as well, in Northallerton,” the Count began.

And then he talks about his plan to tackle traffic on Northallerton High Street by building a space bridge.

Asked about his chances in the constituency where the Prime Minister is defending his seat, Binface told PA: “This time, not so sure. I think I am confident of victory, not numerically, but poetically and morally I think the triumph is mine, certainly compared to Rishi soon-axed.

“Let’s just say he has brought an electoral asteroid upon the Conservative party and I am enjoying watching it smash.”